Thesizing in the Library
Seniors have the time honored tradition of complaining endlessly about their thesis. I'm not sure what the plural of thesis is, but I know that we seniors have made it a verb:
thesis. verb. The act of shutting oneself in a study room in the Hatfield Library and staring at the blinking cursor of a Microsoft Word document while downing endless cups of Bistro coffee and cookies. Usage: Many seniors were seen thesizing in the large windows of the library while underclassmen were playing Ultimate Frisbee in the late March sunshine.
I'm not bitter, I promise. I do want to clothesline some of those smiling frisbee players with my laptop cord, though.
The thesis is a final paper that all students complete within their major. The faculty of the department decide on what loops students must jump through in order to complete it. For example, the language departments make seniors jump through hula hoops: 25 pages on whatever subject you want written in one semester. The Politics department requires its seniors to leap through hoops lit on fire. 60 pages in one semester that three members of the faculty tear apart at the end. The Environmental Science department just puts its seniors in the guillotine with a year long thesis requiring original fieldwork and research with a 60 page paper and presentation where the entire faculty essentially chucks intellectual grenades at all you've built for the past year. Thankfully, I went with the international studies major, which is somewhere between the hula hoop and fire rings. I have a couple of Environmental Science major friends who are currently thinking of drowning themselves in the cute little millstream that runs through campus, though.
Here is another little definition for you:
Procrastinate. verb. to defer action; delay.
I have to stop doing that now and actually finish up a page or two tonight so that I can join the frisbee players tomorrow.